Thursday, October 02, 2008

Do it yourself kit - Make A Movie

"Inspired" by http://passionforcinema.com/a-trip-down-masala-lane/


Doctor Dialogues
Inhe dava ki nahi, dua ki zaroorat hai
Humne puri koshish ki hai, baaki sub uparwale ke haath mein hai.
Mujhe afsos hai ke hum (aapki biwi/maa/baap/bahen/…) ko bacha nahi paaye
Mubark ho aap ma/baap/dada/dadi banane wali/wale ho!”.

Police Trademark dialogues:
Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liye hain. Bhagne ki koshish mat karo. Apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kar do.
Kanoon ke haath bade lambe hote hain.

Court dialogues
Apko jo bhi kehna hain katgire main aake kahiye
Yeh aadalat ki touheen hain
Order!Order!
Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar kasam khata/khaati hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga/kahoongi sach kahoonga/kahoongi, aur sach ke alaava kuch nahin kahoonga/kahoongi.
Gawahon key bayanat aur saboton ko madde nazar rakhtey hue, yeh adalat is natije par pahuchi hain ki ....

Lovers/couples dialogue.
Main tumhare bina zinda nahi reh sakti
Hindustani patni apne pati ka naam apne mooh se nahi leti
Maine tumhaare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon
Aaya nahi, aanewala hain

The mother:
maine tujhe nau mahine apne kok me pala hai.
Maine tere liye Gajar ka halwa banayi hai.
Beta, Tum sharaab pe ke aaye ho?
Nahi beta, yeh to khushi ki aansoo hai
kaha pe muh kala karke aai hain

Rape Dialogues
Bachao, Bachao. Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chodd do

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